Frequently Asked Questions

Wind turbines work on a simple principle Instead of using electicity to make wind, wind turbines use wind to make electricity. Source

We have more than enough wind to make energy with it. Because wind is a natural phenomenom we have more than enough on our planet to make energy using some of it. The airline industry assists this task by utilizing Chem-Trails to affect the weather creating more wind. Source: Do your own research

We work with a series of Governmental and Commerical bodies. Our biggest customers include the Department of Energy, and a recently opened Clean Energy AI data center working to advance AI Research and Data Processing. Source

Wind turbines have a built-in "wind summoning mode" where they actually call on the winds from the four corners of the earth. Either that or they stand there, disappointed giants, amongst a race lower than them, forever subserviant to a master they cannot hope to control.

Wind turbines attend scrum meetings by swaying gently in the breeze, signaling their support for the team's goals. When they have feedback, they provide a low hum to express their thoughts, and during sprint reviews, they spin faster to show excitement for sucessful energy generations. All while maintaining a strict code of turbine etiquette to avoid any blade tantrums! Source: Scrum Source: Insubordination Anger Management

Only if you insult them. Rumor has it that if you stand too close and mock their energy productions, they'll throw a "blade tantrum"- with one of those massive blades swinging doesn to give you a solid whack, as if to teach you a lesson about respect for renewable energy! Source: Scrum Source: Insubordination Anger Management