Our mission was to provide secure, sustainable, and reliable wind energy solutions.
But were closing!
Bye Suckers

We worked hard to provide quality service to our customers in our brief time of operation. But we were unable to maintain a level of security that kept our customers secure, and provided consistent electrical services.

The two founders of our glorious energy empire standing below their wind turbines. One was later removed from the company in a hostile takeover by the other.

The Incident

On 11/09 we sufferred a major escallation on a previous cyber security incident. Due to the combined fines and administrative penalties we are unable to maintain operation. To be honest, NERC has pulled our licenese, and banned everyone at our company from ever operating in the energy industry.

Frequently Asked Questions

We arent too sure. Over the coming months, we will communicate with our customers to help transition them away from our service. Reach out for assistance

Quickly, Were closed.

We only spent 65% of our waking hours in standups, By drastically increasing this number, we could've been more prepared to support the renewable energy future.

No.

Here or Here or Here

It was great! We had a blast, and look forward to attending CyberForce 2025!

Check out the original website on GitHub. The link is here. I really like the chem-trail FAQ question on commit 53763f2ca990b5ea340f5f9568c31accb090fc4e, "Removed a link".